The Gob Stopper Stomps the Gob Father

What it would take to make this hardline Democrat switch parties…

The GOP should have been called the GOB, an acronym for "Good Old Boys" club. Sir Mittens was Conservative Central Casting's dream-child, the ultimate GOB Father: white, male, over 45 years old, religious, handsome, follicle-blessed, accessorized with a blonde wife and…virile (five kids)!  

The GOB Stopper was Barack. The American people chose him; we who are multi-ethnic, women and men, young and old, of differing sexual, religious, fiscal and socio-economic backgrounds.

Here is my blessing for the "Gobby's" next leader: May they find a half-Chinese, half-Jewish, lesbian, single mother who was born in the U.S. Virgin Islands and moved to Iowa to study law. She should be the child of a white Jewish Feminism professor and an Asian father who was a former leader in Communist China but deserted and is now an OB/GYN who performs abortions on teen incest and rape victims.

Then, I might just switch parties.

What would it take for you to switch parties? Tell us in the comments section below.

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Leslie Fram November 08, 2012 at 01:52 AM
I love this piece! Please include more like it in the Patch. Thank you, Leslie Fram
Maureen Kedes Rakusin November 08, 2012 at 02:08 AM
Thanks Leslie! I noticed no traffic today and people around Beverly Hills were just plain nicer! Is that Obama mania?


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