The Gob Stopper Stomps the Gob Father

The GOP should have been called the GOB, an acronym for "Good Old Boys" club. Sir Mittens was Conservative Central Casting's dream-child, the ultimate GOB Father: white, male, over 45 years old, religious, handsome, follicle-blessed, accessorized with a blonde wife and…virile (five kids)!  

The GOB Stopper was Barack. The American people chose him; we who are multi-ethnic, women and men, young and old, of differing sexual, religious, fiscal and socio-economic backgrounds.

Here is my blessing for the "Gobby's" next leader: May they find a half-Chinese, half-Jewish, lesbian, single mother who was born in the U.S. Virgin Islands and moved to Iowa to study law. She should be the child of a white Jewish Feminism professor and an Asian father who was a former leader in Communist China but deserted and is now an OB/GYN who performs abortions on teen incest and rape victims.

Then, I might just switch parties.

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