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Scientists Say God Particle Explains Why Things Have Mass

Scientists Say God Particle Explains Why Things Have Mass:  Scientists say the newly discovered Higgs boson, also known as the “God Particle,” helps explain why matter has mass.  Wow, these guys are smart. I’m not even sure why Catholics have mass.  

Bill Gates Loses to World Chess Champ in 79 Seconds:  In a celebrity matchup, 23-year-old chess champion Magnus Carlsen took just 9 moves and 79 seconds to be billionaire Bill Gates at chess.  Obviously Bill Gates is better suited for Monopoly.

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Many LA Homeowners Underwater:  According to the real estate website Zillow, one in three LA mortgages are currently underwater.  Of course because its LA, many of those mortgages which are underwater, are under imported, bottled water.

Florida Man Shoots Own Self in Leg During Road Rage Incident:  A Florida man is under investigation after he told Orlando police that he accidentally shot himself in the leg during a road rage incident, but is claiming that the other guy pulled a gun first.  The man is claiming “stand your ground,” but it sounds like he barely has a leg to stand on.

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Captain And Tennille File For Divorce:  Captain and Tennille of the 70's pop group of the same name have filed for divorce after 39 years of marriage.  I knew it would never last.  Guess she must have finally figured out that he isn’t a real captain.

Electric Chair May Be Returning to Virginia:  In a somewhat controversial move, Virginia lawmakers - facing a shortage of the drugs used to perform lethal injections - are moving toward re-introducing the use of the electric chair.  I can’t say I’m really shocked by this, but then again, I’m wearing rubber-soled shoes.

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