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Eliot Spitzer Caught Sucking Girlfriend's Toes in Resort Hot Tub

Eliot Spitzer Caught Sucking Girlfriend’s Toes in Resort Hot Tub:  According to the New York Post, a 10-year-old boy and his friends discovered disgraced former New York governor Eliot Spitzer sucking on new girlfriend Lis Smith’s toes in a Montego Bay resort hot tub and ran screaming to his parents.  I don’t think putting her toes in his mouth is such a big deal, just as long as he Spitzer back out.

Smartphones Affected by Bitter Cold:  Experts say that when the temperature drops below freezing as it did during the recent cold spell, smartphones often start malfunctioning, such as they might not sense your touch, the battery can die faster and if it's cold enough, the phone just shuts off.  Good grief!  And just what the hell are people supposed to stare at then?

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Study Links Psychedelic Drug Use to Reduced Recidivism:  A study of more than 25,000 people under community corrections supervision suggests the use of psychedelic drugs such as LSD and “magic mushrooms” can keep people out of prison.  All I can say is, thank goodness I had enough pre-emptive, psychedelic “therapy” back in college to keep me out of prison all these years.

Record-Breaking Cold Temperatures Termed a Polar Vortex:  The recent arctic blast that resulted in record-breaking cold temperatures in much of the country, is being termed a “Polar Vortex” by meteorologists.  In related news, Anthony Weiner took to Twitter to declare "hey, I got your Polar Vortex right here.”  

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Study Finds 50% of Congress Millionaires:  For the first time in history, a new study found that 50% of the lawmakers in Congress. who are supposed to represent the interests of the common man, are millionaires.  That statistic simply means that the other 50% have hidden their money a little more carefully.

Oregon Couple Tip Waitress With Crystal Meth:  An Oregon couple, out to dinner at a charming resort town steakhouse, got themselves arrested for deciding to tip their waitress with an envelope full of crystal meth.  Makes you wonder though, exactly how much would be a decent tip in Oregon - 15 grams or 20 grams?  

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